In the interest of balance, your recapper would like to let you know that she is wearing one of her Dean Ambrose t-shirts tonight. However, I’m also wearing my Undertaker sweats, because let’s face it – tonight? Someone’s getting fucking buried. I’ve also been awake since 6am and the kick-off show starts at midnight, I’m… Continue reading Rehash: Fastlane 2016
[Editor’s Note: Our resident backup recapper takes over during The Rock’s segment – so if you have an extra-strong urge to get the bricks this week, now you know who to aim for! …But please don’t aim well, as I am fragile and bruise easily.] Okay, Raw recap is a swift one this week, as my household… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 25th Jan ’16
Smackdown: we learn what the consequences are for Roman’s outburst at Raw, and Dolph Ziggler takes on Kevin Owens.
The pre-show match is Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch, with the rest of Team BAD at ringside. Team Bad have a little Christmas carol for us, and then it’s into a great match, at least ten minutes of Diva match up. Shame it was on the pre-show when Ryback vs. Rusev is going to be… Continue reading PPV Rehash: TLC 2015
We’re back with a late SmackDown recap – look, shirtless Dean distracted us, okay – and later, our TLC predictions!
We start Raw with a recap of the title match we had last week, with the 5:15 timer, and how Roman keeps getting screwed by the numbers game, thanks to the Euroboys. When we open, the Euroboys are already in the ring, and we’re talking about TLC, because the WWE loves to shill their own… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 7th Dec ’15
We start SmackDown with a recap of the New Day being glorious on Raw, and Sheamus calling out Roman as the guy who made it all happen, with the punch back and stealing the belt before all the timer match stuff, and the Euroboys coming out to ruin Roman’s night. As this recap happens, I’m… Continue reading Rehash: SmackDown 3rd Dec ’15
The New Day kick off Raw with a mention of Naomi’s birthday, because they look out for their girls, and they say there’s a party going on, a festival, a jubilee. Big E has a towel off with a Steeler’s towel, which is a good way to incite a riot later. So they’ve come out… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 30th Nov ’16
I know, I know, another late SmackDown; Thursday is my one day off a week, so I tend to go out and then be too tired to watch wrestling. It’s a terrible thing. So, we open with a special ‘fall-themed’ opening, because Thanksgiving, which is something we don’t do in the UK, so I’m just… Continue reading Rehash: SmackDown 26th Nov ’15
Well, last night was painful for everyone, especially poor Roman Reigns, who got a little bit HUGELY SCREWED. But… enough about that, I’m sure we’ll get that recapped soon enough. Onto Monday night Raw. As predicted, we start with a recap of Reigns vs. Ambrose, including the spear which got Reigns the win and the… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 23rd Nov ’15