So, here we are, the one night a year where Raw and SmackDown Live compete, and while the Raw team have been threatened with the loss of their jobs if they fail, The Undertaker has literally promised to take the souls of a losing SmackDown team, and bury them. Without even stipulating a casket match! Unprecendented.
Hello my darlings! It’s Steph here, with another kay-fabulous delight for your personal pleasures. It’s been a couple of weeks, so we’ll cover SummerSlam as well as last week’s Raw and SmackDown. Feels good to get back on the horse and take it for a long, hard ride, if I’m honest, my lovelies. I’m sure you know the feeling, when you’ve got an itch and there’s only one way to scratch it – but enough about my Friday nights, and on with the Gaywatch!
Hey, wrestling fans, it’s another month and it’s time for another lot of PPV predictions! This month it’s SummerSlam, and dear god is it a long one – in total, including pre-show, it’s five hours of wrestling, so without any more preamble, here are my predictions for what goes down at SummerSlam 2016 and why.
Goodness me, darlings, it HAS been a while, hasn’t it? Now, eventually I’ll grace you with some photos of that glorious British indie boy, Lucas Archer, as your writer had a front row seat last week, and wouldn’t want you to miss the juicy details (and oh, how juicy!). Well, our favourites have all been drafted into two rosters now, and some of the most ardent and passionate relationships have been split up! How has this shaken up the kay-fabulous world of pro-wrestling, and why does it feel like there’s so many more of them to ogle now? Let me lead the way, my sweetlings, into Gaywatch!
Hey, wrestling fans it’s that time again! Another month, another pay per view. This one should be interesting, as the brand split has now officially happened, so it will be the last time before next month’s PPV that we will see a lot of these guys in the ring together. But enough about that, and onto my predictions for how this show will go.
Raw comes to us live from Detroit tonight, and we’ve already got Instagram-fuelled rumours that Alicia Fox might be back – a woman who isn’t milk pale and/or blonde? Get out of here.
We’re starting with a battle royal for The Miz’s IC title, because apparently that’s the level we’re putting the IC title at. I’m literally agog.
Hello darlings! Well, what a week it’s been, with everyone painting the town in such patriotic colours, and then themselves with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Honestly, one barely knew where to put their hands and mouths! Still, let’s not stop here, let’s drag our kay-fabulous little behinds right into the middle of the action, just where we like to be.
Okay guys, Steph here for Raw tonight, and I apologise if I seem a little bit disappointed in the show, but you have to understand that I just watched WCPW Loaded. Which was BLOODY GOOD and had Noam Dar and Jay Lethal in it. So, after that, tonight might be a bit disappointing. Also, it’s American Day, and I’m probably too British to properly appreciate the patriotism we’re to expect tonight.
Well, my little bundles of delight, what a week we’ve had! I don’t know about you, but I’ve been busy like a gaywatching bee with all this delicious sexual tension that’s been boiling over our screens lately. It’s the kay-fabulous stylings of Gaywatch, my sweets, and I’m back! Jess did a spectacular job in my place, but as much as shiny new toys feel good, sometimes only the real thing will do, darlings!
Spoilers ahoy, guys – the plain results, no funny anecdotes!