Ah, SmackDown, the best wrestling entertainment we have, since Mauro Ranallo joined the team. We’re told we’re getting a Miz TV segment with Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens – ten bucks says Miz gets punched in the mouth – and Roman Reigns will be facing off against the League of Nations because he needs a… Continue reading Rehash: SmackDown 21st Jan ’16
So, we’re a day late, because your recapper is still slowly dying, we start the Raw recap of with Martin Luther King’s famous inspirational speech, because the 18th was MLK Day. Seems a little atonal, what with Vince’s love of feeding racism to us whenever he’s on screen, but okay. Apparently we’re not acknowledging that.… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 18th Jan ’16
SmackDown begins and we’re all happy to see a sign saying ‘KO plays w/kittens’ because it’s obviously the truth. There’s a smaller roster today as WWE heads off to India, so they have to make the most of what they have. Kalisto has his first title defence later against Del Rio, and then Dean and… Continue reading Rehash: SmackDown 14th Jan ’16
We start Raw with a recap of last week, which was a recap of the week before… sometimes I feel like I’m time travelling with this stuff. Thank god we didn’t get a recap of the racism this time, but we do get the unlikely reminder of American police arresting a white dude when there’s… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 4th Jan ’16
LOLCENAWINS. Or something like that. Here comes the new year, same as the old year.
It’s the late, great, last recap before Christmas!
Superstars in suits, Seth Rollins making a limping return, and Nikki Bella striking a win for all of womanhood – it’s your wrasslin recap!
Smackdown: we learn what the consequences are for Roman’s outburst at Raw, and Dolph Ziggler takes on Kevin Owens.
The pre-show match is Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch, with the rest of Team BAD at ringside. Team Bad have a little Christmas carol for us, and then it’s into a great match, at least ten minutes of Diva match up. Shame it was on the pre-show when Ryback vs. Rusev is going to be… Continue reading PPV Rehash: TLC 2015
We start Raw with a recap of the title match we had last week, with the 5:15 timer, and how Roman keeps getting screwed by the numbers game, thanks to the Euroboys. When we open, the Euroboys are already in the ring, and we’re talking about TLC, because the WWE loves to shill their own… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 7th Dec ’15