So this Sunday is WrestleMania! And we’re getting not one, but TWO Divas matches! While Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch, and Sasha Banks duke it out for the Divas title, ten other ladies have decided to get their fight on, too. Who are all of these daring Divas? Who’s friends with whom? Who’s more likely to… Continue reading Kayfabe Korner: A Diva Teams Primer… Sort Of
Welcome, everybody, and– oh shit, UNDERTAKER GONG. This is certainly the right way to start the go home Raw, innit? Anyway, this is Jax filling in for Steph tonight, and excuse me while I mark the hell out because UNDERTAKER, MY UNDEAD LIGHTNING WIZARD WRASSLIN DAD. Also excuse my sloppiness, as I am definitely not… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 28th March ’16
Welcome ladies and germs (actually no, go away germs I’ve been sick for three weeks now make it stop) and welcome to Thursday Night SmackDown! Tonight’s shenanigans have been brought to you by FunkCo’s Chainsaw Emporium. FunkCo: for when you want to cut a beast down to size, literally! Tonight’s SmackDown starts with a… Divas segment? Huh.… Continue reading Jax Snax: SmackDown 24th March ’16
We in the WWE Universe have got some questions that need answering. We need answers. We’ve got a right to know certain things, for the sake of the mental health and physical safety of the attending crowds, as well as our fearless friends in the ring. Right now, I’d like to address the elephant in… Continue reading Kayfabe Korner: The Contract, and Kane
What’s up, y’all, and welcome to Thursday Night Snaxdown! Brought to you by the bronchitis medication I wish I had and the barbed wire Dean Ambrose probably sleeps in at night. Yes, like Dean, I too live on the edge. Welp, let’s get started! We start with a two minute recap of Roman’s shenanigans on… Continue reading Jax Snax: SmackDown 17th March ’16
Heyyyyy everybody, Jax here with your weekly Thursday Night Snaxdown! Brought to you by the letters D and A! And quite possibly the letter H repeated three times! But enough about our questionable sponsors — let’s do dis shiz, y’all. So of course we start with a three minute recap of pretty much the entire plot surrounding… Continue reading Jax Snax: SmackDown 3rd March ’16
Welcome, one and all, to Jax Snax, and… Thursday Night Snaxdown! Tonight’s recap is brought to you by Nearest Medical Facility: the service is quick even if you’re mauled by a beast, plus you get a free ambulance with every visit! You just can’t go wrong with Nearest Medical Facility. One out of one Ambroses agree!
Hellooooo everybody, Jax here with your Jax Snax, and welcome to Thursday Night Snaxdown! Tonight we’re going to take an abnormally small amount of time to yell about sweaty dudes and ladies and also cry about not having Mauro around. Shush, he’s my fave, okay? Get well soon, dude. Anyway, Smackdown opens with the usual ‘a… Continue reading Jax Snax: SmackDown 18th Feb ’16
Hey y’all, Jax here, and welcome to Thursday Night Snaxdown! Shaddup, I’m working on my branding. Anyway, here we go with a short but sweet & sour recap of tonight’s Smackdown shenanigans. Special shout out to to the captain of commentary, the masterful Mauro Ranallo, who is making these recaps sound way better now that I… Continue reading Jax Snax: SmackDown 11th Feb ’16
[Editor’s Note: Our resident backup recapper takes over during The Rock’s segment – so if you have an extra-strong urge to get the bricks this week, now you know who to aim for! …But please don’t aim well, as I am fragile and bruise easily.] Okay, Raw recap is a swift one this week, as my household… Continue reading Rehash: Raw 25th Jan ’16
